All I want for Christmas…
Guyana Chronicle
December 20, 2001

I WOULD like for Christmas a proper electricity supply, because I want to put up my fairy lights so that you can find me.

And I would like to have the electric bill for December 2001 in January 2002 and not December 2002. And Santa, please give GPL a calculator so that they can calculate my bill properly or give me an electric bill translator (with batteries, because we might get blackout, while I am using it) so that I can translate my bill.

Santa, in case GPL has to carry out maintenance work on Christmas Eve night, I will put a special candle outside my house on the verandah so that you can have some light to find your way.
Mary John.